Who Dealt It? The ‘Fart Launcher 3000’ Tops Holiday Wish Lists

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Are you STILL looking for the perfect gift this holiday season? A gift that makes a lasting impression for years to come? A gift that holds its value over the long term as a wise investment in your family’s future? 

If so, friend, why not consider the gift for 2019 that represents a giant leap forward in festive flatulent technology: Buttheads ‘Fart Launcher 3000.’ 

Yes, the #1 gift this Christmas season is a toy gun that blasts silent “farts,” leaving a stinky smell in the area. This wondrous piece of technology comes with a “stink cartridge” that can launch more than 100 blasts up to 10 feet away. The company WowWee, which sells the fart launcher says the faux flatulence smell is made from 100{342d4ff9325a28dcb7f2c75b24c2a469a7c28c0aebd22d83bf56550a2655925a} plant-based material!

That’s right! The Fart Launcher 3000 features earth-friendly flatulence! Perfect for fart-loving millennials who want to minimize their carbon footprint.

Steve Jobs might be responsible for the iPhone, but did he design himself a device for launching earth-friendly fecal fumes at the ones you love most? Genius my ass!

But don’t take my word for it; Hammer and Nigel own several models! Click below to learn more.