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All chicken when prepared in its natural deep-fried form is delicious. On that, we all agree.

And yet, there is something so very magical and unique about Chick-Fil-A fried poultry. There mere thought of consuming 12 count nugget meal with tasty waffle fries can send the tastebuds into a state of pure orgasmic delight.

Why is Chick-Fil-A chicken so tasty? Because it’s Christian chicken, the “Lord’s chicken.” The Almighty infuses it with his own special blend of herbs and spices loved by believers and non-believers alike.

But is Chick-Fil-A chicken “homophobic chicken?” And does eating Chick-Fil-A chicken make you anti-LGBTQ? Can any self-respecting, virtue-signaling, white, uptown progressive enjoy the goodness of Chick-Fil-A without abandoning his or her political ideology?

This article will attempt to answer none of those questions. I just wanted to let you know that Chick-Fil-A has retained its crown as America’s favorite restaurant for the eighth year in a row, according to the American Customer Satisfaction Index (ACSI).

Even more impressive, the fast-food establishment won again despite the fact that consumers actually prefer full-service restaurants over fast food.

In your face, KFC!