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Someone once said that “nothing lasts forever.” And then, a lot of other people said it too. Is this valuable nugget of extraordinary wisdom true? Indeed it is, friend.

Fads fade. Trends come and go. Orange eventually becomes the old black.

And yet, there are a few things in this world that truly stand the test of time. Laughing heartily at the expense of the world’s most prolific nincompoop is one of them.

Who is that “person of extraordinarily minute brain matter” to which I refer?

To answer that question with any degree of accuracy requires a highly-scientific game of “Word Association.” I’ll give you a word, and then I’ll give you the first word that would probably come to your mind if we were having an actual conversation in person. From this data, we will scientifically be able to determine the primary subject of this finely-crafted blog post.

Important Fact: “Word Association” is a game that is generally played by two or more persons who are in the same room. Sadly, these cruel barriers of digital media prevent me from speaking to you directly at a time that’s convenient for my schedule. Therefore, I’ll be playing two roles in this exercise: myself and you. Stated more succinctly: I’ll be playing with myself.

Here we go!

I Say: “Red”

You Probably Say: “Blue”

I Say: “Sun”

You Maybe Say: “Moon”

I Say: “Boy”

You Possibly Say: “There are only two genders, not 23. and stop teaching my six-year that she gets to decide which one she is. God already made that decision for her. If she doesn’t like it, tough cookies.”

I Say: “Democrat”

You Definitely Say: “Let’s go, Brandon!”

I Say: “Student loan forgiveness.”

You Potentially Say: “I’m not paying for your degree in ‘Queer Musicology.’ I paid my student loans; you pay yours!”

I Say: “Nincumpoop”

You Might Say: “What’s that word mean?”

I Say: “A person who is a moron.”

You Absolutely Say: “You mean like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?”


Yes, studies prove that the average person answers “AOC” when confronted with the question: “Who is the world’s biggest idiot?”  In fact, the list of people who would reply with the answer “AOC” might actually include the congresswoman herself. She’s that dumb.

But Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is not only an imbecile, she’s also a fervent user of Twitter – the social media platform that will soon be under the ownership of Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk.

Musk’s impending acquisition of AOC’s favorite forum for demonstrating her lack of intelligence really struck a nerve with the former waitress on Friday.

“Tired of having to collectively stress about what explosion of hate crimes is happening bc some billionaire [Musk] with an ego problem unilaterally controls a massive communication platform and skews it because Tucker Carlson or Peter Thiel took him to dinner and made him feel special,” AOC said in a surprisingly decipherable tweet Friday evening.

Elon Musk, who like most creatures with breath in their lungs is much smarter than AOC,  was quick to respond: “Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy.”

The More I Know:  Musk’s retort is a reference to when Ocasio-Cortez said her critics just want to date her.

You Say: “That was a really long article to post a tweet of Elon Musk slamming AOC.”

I Say: “Algorithms and SEO requirements demand that I fill a blog post with an adequate amount of sentences and specific keywords to get this content to appear in Google’s search results.”

I Also Say: “Now listen to this segment from Casey & Kendall.”