Man Amputates... WHAT OFF?

Doctors are calling this medical case a “first of its kind.” 

A man’s vacation in Austria went completely unhinged (literally) after taking too many ‘magic mushrooms.’

The 37 year-old man ate four to five psychedelic mushrooms before he blacked out while on vacation. The next thing he knows, the man had taken an axe to his own penis and chopped it into several pieces. As he started to realize his grave mistake, he collected his newly chopped pieces into a jar and filled it with snow (you know, to keep it on ice??) He then searched for help where a kind Samaritan rushed him to a hospital.

Thanks to the miracle that is modern medicine, doctors were able to reattach the severed organ. 

Doctors say this is the first case of “Klingsor syndrome” related to psilocybin (magic mushrooms,) where a psychologically disturbed person inflicts self-harm on their genitals.

The doctors stated, ‘To our knowledge, this is the first report of psilocybin-induced penile amputation with subsequent macroscopic replantation.’  **This is just fancy talk for, FIRST TIME WE’VE SEEN A GUY GET HIGH ON MUSHROOMS THEN CHOP HIS OWN CRANK OFF..

And to answer everyone’s question, yes after months of surgery the man has regained erectile and urinary functions. You’ve got to love modern medicine!