Joe Biden: American President.
Every day of his administration has been filled with pratfalls, gaffes, and the complete obliteration of the American way of life. Quite a proud legacy.
And now, the man who boasted that he would “shut down the virus” and then proudly failed to “shut down the virus” has contracted the virus he promised to shut down!
Please Note: We wish the President well, his symptoms are mild, and we encourage him to take AS MUCH TIME OFF WORK AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
That said, we have questions…
Question 1: “When did Biden start showing COVID symptoms?”
Here’s Kierre Jean Pierre with the answer:
Okay, we’ll rephrase the question.
Question 1, Rephrased: “Where was Biden infected by the virus?”
Really? Because that used to matter. That used to matter a WHOLE LOT.
Okay, let’s try this.
Question 1, Re-Rephrased: “Will the President be put on a ventilator, administered Remdesivir, and be kept from seeing his family and friends?”
So that’s a “no” then?
By the way, shout out to the cameraman who just caught COVID from you.
Okay, let’s try a totally different angle here.
Question 1, Re-Rephrased Yet Again: “You promised to shut down the virus and failed. You now have the virus. You also promised to cure cancer. How are things going on that front?”
So not too good, huh?
https://omny.fm/shows/kendall-and-casey/white-house-doesnt-know-where-biden-caught-covid
