Kids: They smell delicious! And no one appreciates the pleasing aroma of adolescents more than President Joe Biden: Certified Creeper.
Yes, our esteemed President has a well-established track record of traumatizing children with his unwelcome and unsettling sniffs of their precious little noggins.
Behold this handsomely crafted Biden Creeping on Kids ‘Best Of’:
Is it just me, or…
Anyway, Biden promised the American people he’d quit smelling children, but it looks like President Creeper is off the wagon again.
The following video was posted to Twitter over the weekend by the father of Biden’s latest victim:
“I got hairy legs that … turn blonde in the sun and the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and watch the hair come back up again. They’d look at it. So, I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap… and I’ve loved kids jumping on my lap…”
*Special Insider Bonus: Biden Smells His Own Finger
No wonder Hunter became a raging crack addict.
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