OJ Simpson, prolific killer and lover of fine cutlery, has opinions on stuff – especially matters related to women’s rights!
Simpson, who famously stabbed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman to death in the early 90s, is mightily disappointed in the U.S. Supreme Court for overturning Roe V. Wade.
Here’s OJ sharing his thoughts on the SCOTUS decision:
Whoops! Apologies. That’s OJ Simpson pretending to stab comedian Ruby Wax with a banana.
Here’s the clip:
Apologies. That was Nicole Brown Simpson calling 911 after OJ broke into her home.
THIS is OJ sharing his thoughts on Roe V. Wade:
Oh man, this is so embarrassing. Deepest apologies, dear reader. That was Robert Kardashian’s stunned expression after a jury found OJ Simpson ‘not guilty’ of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman (even though he was totally guilty).
Ah, finally! Here’s the clip:
Now you know: OJ Simpson is a champion of women’s rights… and a murderer.
As you can imagine, OJ’s followers had some thoughts of their own to share with ‘The Juice.’ We present them below as read by legendary WIBC newsman Stan Lehr.
Hey, remember when ‘The Juice’ threatened to “cut” the owner and proprietor of an OJ Simpson parody account on Twitter?
- FOUND: Momo the Monkey on the Loose: Indianapolis’ East Side on High Alert
- Pacers GM: Contract Extension Talks with Buddy Hield Are “At a Halt” But That Doesn’t Mean They’re Done
- NWS: Expect a Rainy Wednesday Across Indiana
- Murder Suspect Kevin Mason Captured
- Pence: Trump Owes it to the American People to Debate
The Dangers of Brown Friday & How You Can Prepare for the Worst
Police: Woman Killed, Infant Hurt in Head-On Crash with Semi-Truck
Small Plane Crashes Near Shelbyville Airport, Two People Dead
Feds, Rush County Sheriff Search Home In Valerie Tindall's Disappearance
Fishers Marching Band Appears in 2023 Macy's Parade
Indianapolis Firefighter Among More than 20 Arrested in Child Solicitation Sting
Indiana State Police K9 Koda Receives Life-Saving Armor
ISP: Truck Driver Killed After Exiting Vehicle