Virtual Naturism: How British Nudists Are Practicing Their Craft in the Era of COVID
What do yoga, preparing food, and TSA screenings all have in common? Each one is an activity best accomplished in the nude.
But with social-distancing guidelines run amok, where does one go to enjoy the simple, innocent pleasure of voyeurism and nudity with close friends and family?
British Naturism, an organization that promotes “naturism” (being ‘nekked,’ as the Southern Baptists say) in the UK, is doing its part to provide safe, sanitary, non-sexual workouts to interested parties via their free virtual yoga sessions!
What does virtual yoga in the nude look like? Imagine all the least-flattering and very worst angles in porn, but on purpose!
There have also been nude drinkers enjoying its “Naked Pub”, and baking fans logging in for the “Naked Kitchen.”
We’re not sure how the CDC feels about naked people preparing food, but as long as you wear gloves, we guess it’s okay.
Pamela, 28, who hosts the weekly Naked Kitchen on Zoom, told disreputable media outlet “Daily Star” that sessions are becoming increasingly popular because people feel less conscious stripping off at home.
You’re probably much less likely to get arrested as well.
“We used to just have a forum for people to talk among themselves or host some events,” Pamela said.
“We’ve had an influx of people joining British Naturism and are reminding them that naturism does genuinely start at home.
Editor’s Note: Good tip. I’ll talk to my kids.
“I think people are embracing the fact they don’t have to feel or look perfect during the lockdown. Perfect isn’t realistic.”
Fine, but that doesn’t mean we need to actually SEE all your imperfections, does it?
Mock shares with listeners about the time she sunbathed topless and nearly got caught by landscapers in the clip below.
https://omny.fm/shows/chicks-on-the-right/virtual-naturism-how-british-nudists-are-celebrati
