A woman who led police on a gripping motorized luggage chase through Orlando airport in 2021 that reached speeds of up to 7 miles per hour has been rearrested after failing to appear for her court date.
Chelsea Alston, a 32-year-old motorized luggage owner and lover of alcoholic beverages, was barred from boarding an airplane at Orlando International Airport last year after gate attendants noticed that she was sauced out of her mind on booze.
Like any normal airport drunk, Alston took umbrage with gate attendants’ non-scientific estimate of her body’s total alcohol content relative to the rest of her inner fluids. Therefore, she became belligerent. Therefore, gate attendants called airport security. Therefore, Alston became further enraged.
When Orlando International Airport’s finest arrived on the scene, Alston told him to “suck my @#$%.” At that point, she hopped on her suitcase and made a break for it!
“We’re going to have a bike pursuing a suitcase in a minute,” officer friendly said as he raced after Alston.
The police officer quickly brought the chase to end without the use of spike strips. At that point, Alston began cursing at the officer and spat on him.
Oh, yeah. There’s video:
Regrettably, the officer neglected to tase Alston, which would have made the above video much more pleasurable to view. Therefore, it’s necessary to provide a completely unrelated video of this gal riding the lightning. Enjoy!
Alston was initially facing charges for assault on a police officer, resisting with violence, and criminal mischief. Now she’s facing bonus charges!
Hammer and Nigel have more in today’s edition of “Is This Anything?”
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