President Joe Biden might be losing his mental faculties, but he can still traumatize an innocent child with the best of them.
Fact: Scaring children and inducing nightmares requires a highly specialized skill set that is only developed through years of practice and professional training.
Fact: Any average ‘Joe’ can hide under a child’s bed and grab an ankle at the opportune time, but to produce genuine horror in the heart of the adolescent – quality terror that requires multiple decades of unsuccessful therapy – demands extraordinary discipline and focus in order to be successful. Joe Biden, President of the United States, is such a man.
Behold now, a few highlights from the President’s portfolio of excellence in a sample from the upcoming book, “Joe Biden is Creepy AF, V4: Adolescent Horror and Medical Challenges Edition.”
#1: “The Poltergeist”
#2: “The Hospice Bound”
#3 “The Pacifier Thief”
#4 “The Abduction”
#5 “The Grandma’s Not With Us Anymore”
#6 “The Snuggler”
#7 “The Pearl Necklace”
And keep your eyes peeled for the highly-anticipated “Joe Biden is Creepy AF, V5: Discount Celebrity Impressions,” due to arrive in surviving retail outlets soon!
Here’s a preview:
“The Fried Naner & Peanut Butter Tribute”
*Please Note: Some of these photos have been altered for the purpose of upsetting Democrats. Joe Biden never put a gun in a woman’s mouth, but he DID put a pacifier in HIS mouth.