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The American people have been suffering miserably due to high prices at the pump.

“Experts” say there are five main contributors to the price of gas:

  1. Taxes
  2. Distribution
  3. Marketing
  4. Refining
  5. Prices for Crude

The Biden Administration says there are three main contributors to the price of gas:

  1. Greedy oil companies.
  2. Greedy gas station owners.
  3. Vladimir Putin and his almighty “Putin Price Hike.”

Regardless of who is responsible for your pain at the pump, the Biden administration knows you need relief most desperately indeed. And because your president is a man of great compassion, enormous empathy, and impressive intellect, he pulled his top experts aside and came up with a brilliant strategy to fix everything in one fell swoop.

On July 2, 2022, at EXACTLY 12:00 p.m. ET, the people who pretend to be Joe Biden on Twitter sent the following historic tweet:

The Happy Result: Gas stations all across the country immediately lowered their prices. Thank goodness they all had their tweet notifications on.

According to AAA, the national average for a gallon of gas in these grand United States dipped to $4.80 as of July 5th.

NOTE: Prices were slightly higher in states governed by Eric Holcomb.

Thank you, President Biden, for your creative and forward-thinking solutions to America’s most significant challenges. We owe you a debt of gratitude, sir.

Speaking of courageously inept leadership, California Governor Gavin Newsom appears to be gearing up for a run at the White House in 2024. Rob Kendall has more in the clip below.