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There are two activities in this world that former Vice President Joe Biden loves more than anything. One of them he can’t remember. The other one is plagiarizing other people’s work.

Joe absolutely LIVES for stealing the intellectual property of another person. Why work yourself to death crafting thoughts, words, and writings of your own when there are plenty of perfectly good thoughts, words, and writings available to blatantly steal as own? It just makes good sense! And besides, it’s better for the environment! By utilizing another person’s work, you completely avoid cluttering up mother earth with your own crap!

And by the way, Joe’s tried that whole “copy the crowd” by thinking and creating for yourself. First of all, it never goes well for him, especially in public. Secondly, who the hell can remember all those original thoughts anyway? By the time you start to write them down on paper, they’re already gone!

Speaking of ripping off other people’s stuff, old bumbling befuddled Biden has been caught doing it yet again – this time lifting proposed DNC policy from his old buddy, Sen. Bernie Sanders (also old and white).

Yesterday, Joe Biden’s unity task force released recommendations for the DNC platform. Here’s a selected highlight for your enjoyment:

“Issue an executive order to prevent companies from receiving federal contractsTHAT OUTSOURCE JOBS OVERSEAS, PAY WORKERS LESS THAN $15/HR WITHOUT BENFITS, REFUSE TO REMAIN NEUTRAL IN UNION ORGANIZING EFFORTS, HIRE WORKERS TO REPLACE STRIKING WORKERS, OR CLOSE BUSINESSES AFTER WORKERS VOTE TO UNIONIZE.” 

Excellent! Well crafted and articulated!

Now let’s take a look at what Sen. Bernie Sanders campaign had proposed:

When Bernie is president, he will issue an executive order to prevent companies from receiving federal contracts THAT OUTSOURCE JOBS OVERSEAS, PAY WORKERS LESS THAN $15/HR WITHOUT BENEFITS, REFUSE TO REMAIN NEUTRAL IN UNION ORGANIZING EFFORTS, HIRE WORKERS TO REPLACE STRIKING WORKERS, OR CLOSE BUSINESSES AFTER WORKERS VOTE TO UNIONIZE.” 

Equally impressive! I can’t decide which one I like best: Bernie Sanders’ proposal or Bernie Sanders’ proposal repackaged as Joe Biden’s proposal.

Well, I’m sure this one little incident of blatant plagiarism was a simple error. This has to be an isolated incident. In fact, I’ll go out on a limb and say this is the first time EVER that Joe Biden has found himself at the center of a plagiarism scandal prior to today.

Whoops! I was mistaken. I admit my mistake and take full responsibility for my incorrect statement about Biden not being a habitual plagiarist. On the upside, at least I wrote that incorrect statement myself!

WIBC’s Jason Hammer and Fake Nigel have more on old “Plagiarizing Joe” in the clip below.

https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/joe-biden-plagiarism

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