H&N Records Presents: “Sweatpants”
Formerly fit and productive members of society are embracing the latest trend in government-induced unemployment and depression-driven fashion: sweaty, stained, stank-infested sweatpants!
Yes, these odiferous and rarely-washed bottom-drawer belly-huggers are a fashion faux-pas no longer.
Highly-skilled and educated citizens with formerly bright financial futures are ditching their tapered, sanitary, and pressed pants in droves to proudly express their extreme hopelessness and lack of motivation with a pair of well-worn sweatpants. 
Yes, not since the era of Z-Cavaricci have Americans embraced such a God-awful trend.
And now, thanks to the efforts of Grammy-winning duo Hammer and Nigel, there’s an all-new hit single climbing the pop charts almost as fast as the nation’s unemployment rate!
Click below to enjoy H&N Records’ “Sweatpants!”
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/sweatpants
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