Beloved plus-size celebrity and joke-stealing comedian Amy Schumer is lousy at picking baby names.
Schumer’s first-born child, Gene Attell Fisher, got himself a new middle name recently after his momma, the star of such Hollywood classics like “Trainwreck” and “Snatched” had an epiphany: “My son’s name sounds like ‘genitals!'”
Schumer immediately realized that no loving mother could send her son out into the world with such a bully-friendly name, so she did what any compassionate and loving parent would do: have their non-English speaking nanny look into what it would take to change his middle name to “David,” because THAT name definitely doesn’t conjure up images of genitals…
Good going, Mom!
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