The left-wing moral degenerates of cancel culture have a new target: The Chicks on the Right. Actually, left-wing activists have intermittently been after the Chicks for several years. Their modus operandi is to attack, spend a few weeks writing hateful emails, but ultimately, they throw in the towel when they realize that activism requires actual […]
Operation Warp Speed was impressive as heck. We developed a Coronavirus vaccine in less than a year, people – 10 months to be exact. So how can the same country that developed, approved, and began to distribute a life-saving vaccine in under a year not manage to deliver a package that was mailed in Louisville, […]
Is there anything more romantic than two lovers “making out” with their CDC-approved face-diapers still attached to their faces? Yes, there most definitely is. Also, lovers, you look stupid. It was a brisk, relaxing afternoon in the exclusive upscale city of Beech Grove, Indiana when one Jason Hammer and his beloved wife entered their neighborhood […]
(Archive Photos / Getty Images) I’m an angry driver, and advancements in technology have made me an increasingly rageful commuter with each passing year. Driving is one of the few skills for which I had a natural aptitude since birth, and I’m damn good at it. I was proud when I received my license in […]
America has an all-new health crisis to address. It’s called “Pie Guilt,” and it’s not what you think. “Pie Guilt” is a major depressive disorder that results when some greedy, pie-loving glutton helps himself to the last piece of pie at a holiday gathering. You know the scene: Dinner is over. Dessert is over. Everyone […]
Thanksgiving is just around the corner, and this year promises to be an enjoyable and festive day of “narcing out” your beloved neighbors! According to a 2020 survey by Rasmussen, 36% of American patriots would be willing to call the cops on their neighbors if they noticed an egregious violation of government-mandated social-distancing rules. Rasmussen: […]
Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth for COVID-19 folk with severe to critical cases of the virus we’re not allowed to call “the Chinese Virus from Wuhan China.” This puzzling disease affects everyone in a different manner. Severe symptoms of COVID-19 include the following: Shortness of breath, even when you’re not exerting yourself Chest […]
Great news, America! The radical left has found an all-new way to ruin the holiday season: using a deadly disease to cancel festive gatherings. Thanks a lot, lefties! What’s the problem? The reality of a Harris/Biden administration wasn’t enough of a groin kick to conservatives already? Clearly you political party poopers have failed to see […]
What’s a U.S. election season these days without a little censorship of conservatives by angry fascists pretending to fight fascism? So-called “progressives” – a term which frequently defines individuals with a non-functioning pre-frontal cortex – are on track to lose yet another election in 2020. They’re very worried about that too. They’re so worried, in […]
When it comes conversations at work, there are certain topics that are off-limits: Donald Trump The 2020 Election Blue Lives Matter All Lives Matter Of course, that list is just for people who work at Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company. Then there are certain topics, conversations, and language that will get you fired from almost […]
