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Oh, the weeping and gnashing of teeth for COVID-19 folk with severe to critical cases of the virus we’re not allowed to call “the Chinese Virus from Wuhan China.”

This puzzling disease affects everyone in a different manner.

Severe symptoms of COVID-19 include the following:

  • Shortness of breath, even when you’re not exerting yourself
  • Chest discomfort
  • Confusion/unresponsiveness
  • Trouble staying awake
  • Eye problems, such as watery eyes or swollen eyelids
  • Bluish face/lips (a sign you’re not getting enough oxygen)

Critical symptoms of the virus tend to be limited to the following:

  • Death followed several months later by a vote for Joe Biden.

Those on the verge of death will be the first to receive the all-new Coronavirus vaccine (after the Biden administration ensures the rest of the world has been vaccinated FIRST).

But who cries for the forgotten ones? The forgotten many? The Coronavirus patients with “mild cases?”

Hammer and Nigel Records cries for them with their latest hit single that’s destined to become the anthem of a masked-up generation. Click below to expose your ears to the enjoyable sounds of Hammer and Nigel’s “Friends with Mild Cases.”