The impact of rampant inflation on the price of gas and food is pummelling consumers’ wallets, but a new survey reveals Americans aren’t quite ready to give up the luxury of dining out. A Popmenu survey of over 1,000 U.S. consumers found that those consumers spend roughly 40% of their food budgets on restaurants. “While […]
Woo-hoo! Dead terrorist! Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden’s successor, was blissfully blown apart over the weekend via a complimentary CIA drone strike in Afghanistan. Observe: *Please note that the above video is of a juicy watermelon rather than actual footage of Zawahiri getting blown to smithereens. However, it probably looked EXACTLY […]
The suspect in the deadly shooting of 24-year-old Elwood police officer Noah Shahnavaz was a repeat violent offender with prior convictions for shooting at police officers. Suspect Carl Boards, II, was charged Monday with murder, resisting law enforcement, resisting law enforcement with a vehicle, and possession of a firearm by a serious violent felon. Court […]
Self-serving celebrity apologies have never looked so good! Will Smith has finally broken his silence about the Oscars slap controversy (again) and offered a sincere and heartfelt (cough) apology for his behavior (again). Will’s sorry. He’s sorry to Chris Rock. He’s sorry to Chris Rock’s mom. He’s sorry to YOU. But most of all, Will’s […]
The Indiana Senate narrowly advanced the controversial abortion bill Saturday by a vote of 26-20. 26 ‘yes’ votes are the bare minimum required for a bill to pass. 10 Republicans joined Democrats in opposing it. Some opposed say there shouldn’t be exceptions for rape and incest, while others argued the bill is too strict or […]
Chris Rock finally addressed his now-infamous Oscars slap during a tour stop in Atlanta, mere hours after Will Smith offered the comedian a sincere, heartfelt, personal apology… in a YouTube video. Obligatory Review Of The Facts For Those Who Clicked On This Article By Accident And Have Never Heard Of Will Smith and Chris Rock: […]
The Setting: Disney’s Famed Magic Kingdom. The Scene: Young, impressionable children enjoying the beloved sight of two families beating the snot out of each other. The Inciting Incident: A woman was with her family at Mickey’s PhilharMagic Theater when she jumped out of line to get her phone, which she’d left on a wheelchair. When […]
Joe Biden: American President. Every day of his administration has been filled with pratfalls, gaffes, and the complete obliteration of the American way of life. Quite a proud legacy. And now, the man who boasted that he would “shut down the virus” and then proudly failed to “shut down the virus” has contracted the virus […]
President Joe Biden, aka “Brandon, aka “The Big Guy” has the ‘Rona. Fortunately, his symptoms are mild, so the risk of Kamala Harris becoming President is very low, say experts. What IS at risk, however, is Biden’s love of savoring the pleasing aroma of children. Smell loss is a common symptom of Coronavirus infection. That […]
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is absolutely beside himself that more broke and struggling Americans don’t rush right out and finance a new or used electric car to combat rising gas prices. “I’m still astonished that some folks – and I felt this as I was testifying in Congress yesterday – some folks really struggle to […]
