10-year-old Hudson Duttlinger’s 300-pound Reserve Grand Champion Breeding Gilt (fancy for “hog”) sold for a record $102,000 – $340 a pound at the Porter County Fair 4-H Livestock Auction in Valparaiso on July 28th. Eric Duttlinger, Hudson’s father told porkbusiness.com the record sale was made possible from donations to honor his wife, Ashlee, who is […]
Americans love having lots of choices. Whether it’s food, the cast of an Oscar-nominated film, marital partners, or gender pronouns, variety is the spice of life, say experts. President Biden, keenly attuned to the wants and needs of the people who live under the political and economic oppression of his administration, knows this too. And […]
President Joe Biden signed an Executive Order Wednesday that would “pave the way” for taxpayer-funded abortions. The order directs Health and Human Services Secretary Xavier Becerra to consider advancing “access to reproductive healthcare services, including through Medicaid for patients who travel out of state for reproductive healthcare services,” according to Fox News. “I believe Roe […]
Americans’ have wildly different opinions on a multitude of topics, but on this, we should all agree: President Joe Biden is not with us anymore. Oh sure, Biden’s body remains animated and warm to the touch. His digestive system continues to process nourishment and expel waste. He is still a clear and present danger to […]
Houston TV reporter Isiah Carey got a little loose with the old language while discussing inflation during a recent newscast. During a segment of his FOX 26 show “The Isiah Factor Uncensored,” Carey informed the viewers of his wholesome program: “inflation continues to bitch slap the American family.” Naturally, there were the usual folks who […]
The virgin dweebs of Gen Con are threatening to pull their upcoming convention from Indianapolis over the state’s abortion bill. David Hoppe, the president of Gen Con and abortion enthusiast, says the organization supports a woman’s right to choose and the passage of Senate Bill 1 “will make it more difficult for us to remain […]
Are you ready for a higher electric bill? Duke Energy, which already won approval to hike rates 16% between July and December, is requesting another 7.2% rate increase for customers beginning in October. “The factor being proposed in this proceeding represents an increase of $11.71 or 7.2% over what such customer is paying today and […]
A liquor store owner in California was about to become the victim of an armed robbery. Instead, he became another glorious case study of why it’s important to protect the Second Amendment. Craig Cope, a wee lad of 80, was inside his Norco Market & Liquor shop in Norco, California just before 3 a.m. when […]
An obviously budget-conscious man in Brazil decided that he needed a nose job. And while medical experts say best practices for rhinoplasty include NEVER going with the lowest quote, the hero of this story knows that in the era of rampant inflation, every dollar counts. So Brazilian man with an unsatisfactory schnoz did what any […]
Distinguished Dunkin’ employee and TikTok user Sahmir is a fellow who truly appreciates the generosity of altruistic donut-munchers who visit the drive-through of the fantastic donut establishment where he works. Several times per day, says Samir, a benevolent customer will zip by in their four-door family sedan, purchase some fabulous fried dough delights for themselves, […]
