If you’ve been feeling like you’re suddenly a multi-millionaire with cash to burn, the boastful Biden administration says you’re not alone. Gas prices have been declining for 34 days straight. The grand total: an astounding $0.50 per gallon… almost.
That adds up to nearly $25 dollars per month for the average family. Put another way, you’re only paying $100 more per month under Biden than you were under Trump rather than $125 per month.
And Joe Biden is no fool. He knows $25 per month is definitely “something.” And to prove it, the people who pretend to be Joe Biden in the White House told the people who pretend to be Joe Biden on Twitter to issue the following celebratory tweet:
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“Gas prices have been dropping for 34 days straight, about 50 cents a gallon. That saves the average driver about $25 a month,” the interns who pretend to be Biden wrote.
“I know those extra dollars and cents mean something. It’s breathing room. And we’re not done working to get prices even lower.”
“Experts” say there are five main contributors to the price of gas:
- Prices for Crude
The Biden Administration says there are three main contributors to the price of gas:
- Greedy oil companies.
- Greedy gas station owners.
- Vladimir Putin and his almighty “Putin Price Hike.”
Persons of even the most modest intellectual ability say there is one way to get gas prices back down in America:
Hammer and Nigel will have more tips today on how to invest those massive savings in dollars at the pump this week.