Biden Botches Vaccine Website: “…Vaccines-Dot-Gum.”

We’re starting to suspect that Biden’s gaffes – the stumbling down Air Force One, the aimless wandering when he completes a speech, the incoherent sentences – are part of a grander strategy to make voters less inclined to hold him accountable for his actions.

Voters: “You broke the whole country, Joe! What the heck? Come on, man!”

Biden: “Don’t blame me! I’m nuts! Now let me sniff on that mane of hair you’re sporting!”

The esteemed leader of the free world stepped before cameras Tuesday to nag Americans about the importance of getting injected with the Coronavirus vaccine. Biden’s goal is to have 160 million adults fully vaccinated by July 4.

“If we succeed in this effort,” Biden said, “then Americans will have taken a serious step toward a return to normal.”

Editor’s Note: Did you catch that? It won’t be a return to normal, just a step! And Biden knows a thing or two about the dangers of taking too many steps at one time.

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Joe did relatively well during Tuesday’s press conference (we’re grading on the curve, of course). He didn’t get himself into too much trouble until it came time to give Americans instructions on how to get registered for the vaccine.

Here are today’s Biden gaffes highlights:

“We’re also going to slip vaccines directly to pediatricians,” Biden assured.

Biden: “We’re going to make it easier than ever to get vaccinated. Visit vaccines.gum — dot gov – Vaccines.gum or text to – your zip – text your zip code to 438829…”

Biden: “That’s why I’m asking people to continue to follow the CCD guide – the CDC guidelines…”

Yep! No signs of senility here!

Hammer and Nigel have more in the clip below.

https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/president-biden-botches-vaccine-website