WATCH: Guy's Embarrassing Prank On Girlfriend At The Dermatologist

WATCH: Guy’s Embarrassing Prank On Girlfriend At The Dermatologist

Every man experiences that special moment in the dating relationship when he finally realizes she’s the one…

It’s the moment when he knows deep in his heart that the woman he’s courting will stand by his side and never leave him… Probably.

He wants to let her know he cares. But like any typical man who finds himself all twitterpated by his love, he can’t find the words…

His heart skips a beat… He looks deep into her eyes… And then it happens…

He rips a giant fluffer-doodle of such audible intensity that it leaves his beloved’s ears ringing for days.

Yes, the first time a cultured gentleman passes gas in front of his true love is a big deal, ladies! It’s how your man stakes his claim and marks his territory. It’s his way of saying, “I’m fully at ease allowing you to experience my very essence as a man, knowing deep in my heart that you’ll still return my calls and maybe even sleep with me!”

Once you get that “first flatus” out of the way, ladies, the ice is truly broken, you relax, and you get on with things! You’ll have a ring on your finger in no time!

Nick Schwengler and his girlfriend, Katie Feeley, are long past the “pre-pooting” stage of their relationship, as evidenced by the following clip.