Much like legendary newsman Ron Burgundy, Channel 5 CBS San Francisco anchor Ken Bastida will read anything you put on the teleprompter. In fact, Ken appears to be under the impression that he was the original inspiration for the fictional character portrayed by Will Farrell. Ken Bastida is no amateur either. Ken, known affectionately as […]
This is an important bulletin from the Hammer and Nigel Travel Advisory Agency: If you or your family intend to visit the San Francisco area in the near future, we recommend you bring bear spray, antiseptic, bandages, and gauze. The homeless population has begun to bite. Come to think of it, you might wish to […]
Historical videos of Joe Biden are most assuredly the grandest of all fine blessings that accompany our unfettered access to the internet. We don’t, Joe. We don’t.
Southern California has its challenges, but one thing it does offer is beautiful weather. It’s warm and sunny all the time! Perfect for any outdoor recreational activity your heart desires: swimming, running, exposing your genitals in public. That’s probably why an unidentified man in Long Beach decided to drop by his neighborhood salon last Saturday […]
A courageous Indiana deputy received a special honor this week for his terrifying encounter with a squirrel. Deputy David Wheatley was conducting a welfare check on an older woman at a trailer park when the incident occurred. Officers responded to the park after the woman called to report that a squirrel forcibly entered her trailer, […]
Last week, a woman posted a TikTok video in which she was intending to show off her look. But instead, she filmed herself backing into a bedpost, prompting her to react with a little “ouch” scream. Observe: The woman’s video is now prompting TONS of users to post duets using her scream, and the results […]
White House press secretary Jen Psaki is emotionally devastated that ‘woke’ progressive teachers will be prevented from teaching kindergarteners about sex and gender identity in Florida. Psaki broke into tears while discussing Florida’s parental rights bill in a podcast released this week. “I’m going to get emotional about this issue because it’s horrible,” Psaki said […]
Vice President Kamala Harris is super skilled at explaining complex concepts in the language of a five-year-old. “Space is exciting,” the VP told a room of grown adults during her remarks at the Vandenberg Space Force Base in Vandenberg, California Monday. If Kamala Harris wrote a school report on space: “Space is neat. I love […]
CNN’s left-wing political pundit, Brian Stelter, squirmed uncomfortably as a college student slammed his network as a “purveyor of disinformation.” The incident occurred during a panel discussion at the University of Chicago Thursday at the “Disinformation and the Erosion of Democracy” conference. Christopher Phillips, a college freshman at the university, confronted Stelter, who frequently accuses others […]
White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki says the Biden administration is giving free smartphones to illegal immigrants. The purpose of the initiative, according to Psaki, is to help the government better “track” and “check-in” with them as they await immigration court proceedings. Asked by Fox News White House correspondent Peter Doocy about the initiative, White […]