A guy filmed a semi-truck crashing into random cars on purpose in a small Nevada town. At the end of the clip, the driver slams into a guy in a pickup, right in front of the guy recording. The trucker eventually locked himself inside his cab. So the guy filming disconnected the semi’s brakes, which […]

“We’ve got to protect Roe v. Wade, or else we won’t be able to get with hot babes and stuff!” This is the tongue-in-cheek argument put forth by the creative minds behind “Freedom Toons” in their latest video. “What Are Freedom Toons?” “Freedom Toons” are short-form cartoons that deliver political commentary through satire, and their […]

Producer Sam was properly initiated into the world of professional radio Thursday when he gladly and of his own free will took the Sprite Challenge. Again, we want to emphasize that Sam was NOT forced to participate (It’s a legal thing. You can’t be too careful these days). What Is The Sprite Challenge? It’s the […]

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson will not be charged for punching a fellow first-class passenger aboard a plane at San Francisco International Airport last month. The San Mateo County District Attorney’s Office said Tuesday it has closed the case and decided against pursuing charges based on “the circumstances surrounding the confrontation.” “Unfortunately, Mr. Tyson had […]

A woman who led police on a gripping motorized luggage chase through Orlando airport in 2021 that reached speeds of up to 7 miles per hour has been rearrested after failing to appear for her court date. Chelsea Alston, a 32-year-old motorized luggage owner and lover of alcoholic beverages, was barred from boarding an airplane […]

Much like legendary newsman Ron Burgundy, Channel 5 CBS San Francisco anchor Ken Bastida will read anything you put on the teleprompter. In fact, Ken appears to be under the impression that he was the original inspiration for the fictional character portrayed by Will Farrell. Ken Bastida is no amateur either. Ken, known affectionately as […]

This is an important bulletin from the Hammer and Nigel Travel Advisory Agency: If you or your family intend to visit the San Francisco area in the near future, we recommend you bring bear spray, antiseptic, bandages, and gauze. The homeless population has begun to bite. Come to think of it, you might wish to […]

Historical videos of Joe Biden are most assuredly the grandest of all fine blessings that accompany our unfettered access to the internet. We don’t, Joe. We don’t.

Southern California has its challenges, but one thing it does offer is beautiful weather. It’s warm and sunny all the time! Perfect for any outdoor recreational activity your heart desires: swimming, running, exposing your genitals in public. That’s probably why an unidentified man in Long Beach decided to drop by his neighborhood salon last Saturday […]

A courageous Indiana deputy received a special honor this week for his terrifying encounter with a squirrel. Deputy David Wheatley was conducting a welfare check on an older woman at a trailer park when the incident occurred. Officers responded to the park after the woman called to report that a squirrel forcibly entered her trailer, […]