A man sits in jail. A rooster’s lifeless carcass lies battered and bruised. A family in ruins. It all began innocently enough. The sun was shining as James Nix Jr. of Jacksonville, Florida casually strolled to his mailbox. His heart was filled with nervous anticipation of what he might find… Maybe a sweepstakes notice… Possibly […]
Ah, the joys of love. The ups and downs. The fights and the makeup sex. The fun of crushing your significant other with an 80-pound kitchen appliance. The couple in this happy story had apparently been waiting for months and months to acquire their all-new modern-day miracle of kitchen convenience: the automatic dishwasher. Sadly, they […]
There is no more gifted orator in the United States of America than Vice President and Border Czar Kamala Harris. When Harris speaks, Americans listen intently… and involuntarily do a lot of this: The Supreme Court’s reversal of Roe V. Wade was the latest opportunity for the VP to bless the country with her prolific […]
A leaked voicemail from 2018 contradicts Joe Biden’s claims that he never spoke with his son, Hunter, about his overseas business dealings. In the audio, released by the Daily Mail, Joe is heard assuring the younger Biden that he is in “clear” following a New York Times article that detailed a connection between Hunter and […]
President Joe Biden cares so very, very deeply about your pain and suffering at the pump. He cares so much. SO MUCH. Oh, my sweet Savior in a manger does he care. But frankly, Biden doesn’t care quite THAT much. If he did, he’d be pushing to boost domestic oil production. Instead, the President is […]
The proudly pro-abortion “news” network of MSNBC raises the bar of unnecessarily provocative political debate yet again! In a roundtable discussion on Friday’s The 11th Hour show on MSNBC, regular contributor Eddie Glaude compared the passage of voter ID laws to white supremacists choking a baby with an umbilical cord. Glaude also declared that supporters of […]
The air was filled with a palpable sense of excitement Saturday as a crowd of reporters and political superfans anxiously awaited his arrival… The birds chirped. A child cooed. The warmth of the Delaware sun shined down upon them like a loving embrace from the heavens above. And then it happened… From far off in […]
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was harshly critical of President Trump and Republicans in 2018 for high gas prices, but prices at the pump are much higher under Biden. MUCH HIGHER. “The price of regular unleaded gas has climbed 20% over the last year (thanks to Republican policies), eating away at working families’ paychecks – but […]
Despite the obvious risks to his safety, President Joe Biden’s handlers still insist on letting him tackle the enormous complexities of climbing up standard-sized, well-lit, carpeted stairs all by himself. The Result: Admit it: You were rooting for the stairs, weren’t you? Well, shame on you! Joe Biden is the President of the United States. […]
A couple of ladies “on holiday” and full of gin decided to set a spell in one of those giant chairs you regularly see in tourist areas. Not that big, but you get the idea. The ladies took a seat, posed for a commemorative photo, and then… “Use your crotch!” You’ll be happy to learn […]