Americans absolutely LOVE dogs. Yes, they shed, they drag their butt across the carpet, and they’re slightly more expensive to maintain than a high-mileage Ferarri. But still… Adorable, right? Granted, some dogs have issues with aggression due to mistreatment or inherent traits in their breed, but those challenges can usually be resolved. And even […]
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg is absolutely beside himself that more broke and struggling Americans don’t rush right out and finance a new or used electric car to combat rising gas prices. “I’m still astonished that some folks – and I felt this as I was testifying in Congress yesterday – some folks really struggle to […]
When Kamala Harris speaks, people listen… And try to figure out what the heck she’s trying to communicate. Here’s the Transcript: “So I’m here to ask you to do what you know how to do ’cause when you do what you do on all of these issues, the American people win.” Here’s the Video: If […]
Joe Biden: Intellectual giant. Master wordsmith. Mr. President. As Commander-in-Chief, Brandon knows the world depends upon his innate ability to communicate the complex challenges before our nation in common, everyday language. He must instill confidence and calm in the hearts of weary Americans. It is this very task that our esteemed President tackles day after […]
Attention persons of the Latino community: First Lady Jill Biden doesn’t think you’re a taco. Neither is she of the opinion that you are as “unique and diverse” as a taco. You’re not a taco. You’re not even remotely similar to a taco. People are NOT TACOS – especially Latino people. That’s not to say […]
Kids: They smell delicious! And no one appreciates the pleasing aroma of adolescents more than President Joe Biden: Certified Creeper. Yes, our esteemed President has a well-established track record of traumatizing children with his unwelcome and unsettling sniffs of their precious little noggins. Behold this handsomely crafted Biden Creeping on Kids ‘Best Of’: https://twitter.com/designervagine/status/1236319374778273792?s=20&t=8IGmpu688MmxdmMnqxFqig Is […]
A man sits in jail. A rooster’s lifeless carcass lies battered and bruised. A family in ruins. It all began innocently enough. The sun was shining as James Nix Jr. of Jacksonville, Florida casually strolled to his mailbox. His heart was filled with nervous anticipation of what he might find… Maybe a sweepstakes notice… Possibly […]
Ah, the joys of love. The ups and downs. The fights and the makeup sex. The fun of crushing your significant other with an 80-pound kitchen appliance. The couple in this happy story had apparently been waiting for months and months to acquire their all-new modern-day miracle of kitchen convenience: the automatic dishwasher. Sadly, they […]
There is no more gifted orator in the United States of America than Vice President and Border Czar Kamala Harris. When Harris speaks, Americans listen intently… and involuntarily do a lot of this: The Supreme Court’s reversal of Roe V. Wade was the latest opportunity for the VP to bless the country with her prolific […]
A leaked voicemail from 2018 contradicts Joe Biden’s claims that he never spoke with his son, Hunter, about his overseas business dealings. In the audio, released by the Daily Mail, Joe is heard assuring the younger Biden that he is in “clear” following a New York Times article that detailed a connection between Hunter and […]
