The official face covering of the NFL is not an acceptable mask for Delta flights security-screened by “Captain Power Pants, USA.” Mock took a couple of days off to celebrate her birthday month last week, and what better way to enjoy oneself than a trip to glorious Beaufort, South Carolina? The area is the primary […]

INDIANAPOLIS–Indiana should be welcoming to everyone, said Indianapolis Mayor Joe Hogsett, as he outlined his hopes for what the state legislature should accomplish next year. He spoke at the annual Bingham Greenebaum Doll end of year legislative conference. Hogsett said he hopes the general assembly will help cities across Indiana achieve the technology and quality […]

The next in a seemingly endless set of Democratic debates happens tonight from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. Eastern time, and you can scream and facepalm your way through it with Hammer & Nigel’s Democratic Debate BINGO! Here’s the sexy line-up for tonight’s political extravaganza: Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. Senator Elizabeth Warren Senator Bernie Sanders Senator Kamala […]

INDIANAPOLIS — It turns out there won’t be a documentary about John Dillinger after all.  A&E and the History Channel said Wednesday they will not do a story about the exhumation of Dillinger’s remains.  Dan Silberman, Senior Vice President of Communications, did not give a reason as to why they weren’t moving forward with the project.  […]

  (Joe Raedle/Getty Images) “I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.” – Ronald Reagan Well, Pete Buttigieg has stepped in it once again! The Mayor of South Bend just proclaimed in an interview with The Breakfast Club radio show that portions of the Bible suggest that life begins at the moment of a […]

(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/Oregonian) Families can breathe a sigh of relief and tuck their children into bed tonight, secure in the knowledge that the mad “dog poop bomber” has been identified and brought before a judge in the respected courts of Oregon. Robb Alexander Stout, 49 (but obviously 12 at heart), told a Multnomah County Circuit […]

(Christopher Polk/Getty Images) Alright, let’s get one thing straight: Jennifer Aniston is hot. She’s HOT. She’s so freaking HOT. Oh my God is she hot! HOT!  Jennifer Aniston is under fire for her appearance on the cover of InStyle’s Beauty Issue due to the fact that she looks tan, and white people looking tan is racist now. It’s the […]

(sonsam/Getty Images) CNN’s town hall event on climate change took place Thursday night, and what an enlightening and fun-filled evening it was indeed! For history shall look back upon last night’s endless bloviation of climate change weiners as the very moment that America learned a lesson for the ages: if all citizens will come together as one, […]

(Galerie Bilderwelt / Contributor / Getty Images) Okay, new rule: NO ONE is permitted to invoke the Holocaust when attempting to score points with political constituents. NO EXCEPTIONS. Do NOT do it. NOT in a diatribe about migrant detention centers, NOT in a poorly thought out tweet about Donald Trump, and certainly not a in plea for […]

(Stephen Chernin / Stringer / Getty Images) America’s favorite ‘get rich quick’ scheme, the ‘Lawsuit Lottery’ is rearing its ugly head again, and it looks like Starbucks is the next potential target for litigation.  Meet Niquel Johnson: 40-year-old male with obviously terrible taste in coffee (Starbucks sucks). Niquel’s name is Niquel; however, Niquel is a pain in the a** […]