Now more than ever, America desperately needs the kind of wholesome entertainment that can be enjoyed as a family unit. That’s why Hammer and Nigel regularly dedicate portions of their morally-nutritious afternoon broadcast to the little ones. This dedication to quality family programming and love for the community was the inspiration for Hammer and Nigel’s “Fun […]
Friends, countrymen, gaming enthusiasts across this diverse and wondrous planet: don’t set your crotch on fire. It is unwise. It is unsafe. And it leaves a most pungent and unpleasing odor in its wake that is not easily masked no matter how many pine-scented automotive air fresheners you discretely slip into your Jockeys. This important […]
A Houston “entrepreneur” and aspiring criminal will face a number of felony charges after he allegedly used PPP loans to buy a Lamborgini and several lap dances at a low-rent strip club. Lee Price III, 29, was taken into federal custody Tuesday and appeared before a judge, accused of fraudulently obtaining $1.6 million dollars in […]
Good Friday afternoon, fine, fearless, and enthusiastic fans of the Chicks on the Right radio program! Brian Baker here! I am the rarely heard from yet annoying present “silent” crew member of the Chicks on the Right daily show. My job is to write witty, biting, snarky, and deeply offensive (to liberals) commentary for the […]
Jessica Sewell, a 29-year-old mother has had one heck of a week. First, her ex-boyfriend gave out her phone number and told people to prank call her with their best ‘Chewbacca roar. Then, a local television did a story about it, and when the segment about the prank aired on TVNZ, reporter Wilson Longhurst made […]
A new viral video is making the rounds on TikTok: the Brainstorm vs Green Needle challenge. What The Heck It Is: TikTok user ‘Sophie” plays a strange demonic possession-like audio sound and then challenges you to decipher which word you hear. Sophie writes two words on the screen: Brainstorm and Alien. Whichever one you read […]
A rioter in Portland suspected of throwing an explosive device at Federal Agents Monday night has been identified less than two days later by his own grandmother. The rioter threw the explosive device at the Mark O. Hatfield Federal Courthouse, which has been under attack by protesters throughout the more than 60 consecutive days of […]
A 22-year-old Florida woman attacked her father and attempted to damage his “fun bag” after the proud poppa refused to share his medical marijuana. According to a report from the Indian County Sheriff’s Office, deputies responded to a domestic dispute at a luxurious and plush trailer home in Sebastian around 4:30 p.m. last Thursday after […]
Tremendous news to report on this fine American day, kids! Our good friend, “Karen,” has accepted Jesus Christ as her personal Lord and Savior! Even better, she’s skipped straight past that whole boring “share the Good News with others” phase and moved right into the “cast out supermarket demons while making threatening gestures that frighten […]
You ever have one of those days where you’re reading the news on live television and your tooth falls out? If so, there’s a news anchor in Ukraine who feels your pain. TSN reporter Marichka Padalko is both a journalist AND the proud owner of an artificial tooth! Padalko lost half of a pearly white […]
