Hey fellas, are you looking to achieve better, fuller, and longer-lasting immunity against the Coronavirus? If so, please note that injecting the COVID-19 vaccine into your [censored by management] will NOT aid you in achieving that goal. The medical community is warning men that a social media post claiming that doctors have found the COVID-19 […]
Important Safety Alert: Squirrels have evolved are now arming themselves with edged weapons. Don’t touch their nuts if you know what’s good for you. Authorities are asking the public’s help in identifying the rodent in the video below: If you have any information on the squirrel’s whereabouts, contact “Rob” of the Mock n’ Rob Show. […]
The crusade to stifle free speech and crush the necks of American conservatives continues, folks. Activist group Sleeping Giants announced in a tweet Friday that they had called upon tech giants Apple and Google to ban Parler from their app stores unless the conservative-friendly alternative to Facebook and Twitter agrees to censor content from its […]
Have you ever seen that Walt Disney movie, “Bambi?” You know, that sweet, adorable movie about the baby fawn whose mom gets her head blown off? You remember that pivotal scene, right? That heartwarming, super cute scene where “Bambi” and his mom are out for a lovely stroll, but gunshots ring out, mom drops with […]
(bazilfoto/Getty Images) The Hammer and Nigel Show is pleased to unveil our latest entrepreneurial venture: the Rabid Methamphetamine-Fueled Attack Squirrel! You love your family and want to keep them safe, but you’re on a budget. Oh sure, you’d love a high-end security system with ADT like those rich folk in Beverly Hills have, but you’ve […]
In these complicated American times, it’s nice to see a couple of bright young men working out their differences with a refreshing and flavorful “assault beverage.” Twisted Tea, the makers of hard iced tea in EXCEPTIONALLY hard cans, is constantly asking its customers to show the drink manufacturer “how you unwind.” For an unnamed Twisted […]
Upon reflection, this video of a toddler working out with “Rocky” is easily the greatest thing that’s happened in 2020. Granted, the bar has been set pretty low up until now, but a “win” is a “win.” Suggestion: Every major city in America should play this video on a continuous loop via jumbotrons when the […]
“Humphrey the Hippo” was “like a son” to 40-year-old Marius Els, a South African farmer. Els adopted the dangerous beast when it was found as a calf. He raised it, nurtured it, and regularly went for rides on the good ole Humphrey’s back. “It’s a little bit dangerous, but I trust him with my heart […]
Cuomo Angry! Cuomo Smash! That’s right. The beloved Governor of New York LOST IT as a reporter asked a question that Cuomo – brother to “Fredo” – found very “obnoxious and rude.” That question: Will schools be in session tomorrow? NYC public schools announced they would close again starting Thursday. Confusion from everyone came after […]
In today’s edition of “Is This Anything?” Hammer and Nigel are pleased to submit for your approval the true story of TikTok user Jamie Walker, entitled: “My Kid Saw Daddy Doing The ‘No Pants Dance’ With Grandma.” Walker recently took to the esteemed social media platform TikTok to share her true story of struggle and […]
