(YouTube.com/Sam Nei) Attention Parents: Don’t Hire Pieces of Crap to Babysit Your Children! (A message from the Hammer and Nigel Institute for Better Parenting, LLC) From WISH-TV: A video viewed by thousands of people on social media has left many outraged after a woman left a child alone in a car parked at Kroger, […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/viralhog) Let me ask you a question: Has your relationship lost its romance? Ladies, has he stopped regularly sending you flowers? Fellas, is she frequently yelling out your father’s name during sex? Relationships are hard, and it’s often difficult to know when it’s time to cut your losses, walk away, and seek […]
(Prykhodov/Getty Images) Oh Google, you naughty little lovable liberals. Are you up to no good again on that whole ‘censorship and election interference’ thing? We’ve talked about this kind of behavior before, haven’t we? You’re in for the longest time out of your life when your father gets home. Now The Feel-Good Facts: Dr. Robert Epstein, an author, […]
(Tsekhmister/Getty Images) Rep. Rashida Tlaib has determined that a $15 per hour minimum wage is wholly and completely inappropriate in our current American economy. Therefore, she has withdrawn her support from the “Fight for 15” movement and redirected her focus to bullying job creators into paying out $20 per hour. Now, let me tell you something before […]
(Win McNamee/Getty Images) Attention, please! Rep. Ilhan Omar requests the pleasure of your mental focus for a moment so that she might issue the following safety message: Americans should be much more fearful of all them white fellas out there. Editor’s Note: Especially really old and frequently befuddled white, socialist millionaires bearing promises of ‘free […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/Grabien) Know The Warning Signs and Symptoms: Sudden NUMBNESS or weakness of the face, arm, or leg, especially on one side of the body. Sudden TROUBLE WALKING, dizziness, loss of balance or coordination. Sudden CONFUSION, trouble speaking or understanding speech. Yep, that last one cinches it. Robert Mueller was clearly having a stroke in the […]
(YouTube.com/Josh Weather) Evel Knievel jumped the fountains at Caesar’s Palace: Gary Wells jumped 12 semis at Colorado National Speedway: This dude rode a Lime scooter across five lanes of traffic on a Dallas freeway: I now understand what true bravery looks like. Not all heroes wear capes (or helmets, apparently). Okay, so […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/CatersClips) This is one of those stories that makes me feel SO good – especially since I’m NOT the one doing the push-ups. From The Daily Mail: A six-year-old boy who has been dubbed the ‘Chechen Schwarzenegger’ has set two world records after doing 4,618 press-ups in a row. Rahim Kurayev drew a large audience […]
WASHINGTON — A bill extending funding for the 9-11 Victim Compensation Fund has been approved by the Senate. The bill permanently extends federal funding allocated to first responders who helped save people from the 9/11 terrorist attacks in 2001 and are still dealing with ailments from that day. The vote was 97-2 with Kentucky […]
(Screen Capture: NBC New York) Like most rational people, my response to NYPD officers getting water thrown on them was calm and reasonable: “Why can’t the police just shoot the bas*ards in the head?” Fortunately, I’m not a current or former elected official. Former New York City Mayor Rudi Giuliani, however, knows a thing or two […]
