(Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Hey, any interest in emptying out your 401K, selling off grandma’s silver and using the proceeds to buy the Indianapolis Colts? Well, tough crap; they’re not for sale. Actually, that might not be accurate. The fact is, the Indianapolis Colts could very well be for sale. I mean, everyone has a price, right? […]
(Tim Mosenfelder / Contributor / Getty Images) Help control the pet population; have your pet spayed or neutered. Also, have your wife, girlfriend, or the gal you knocked up after one too many shots of Rumple Minze abort that unborn child in her belly at once! It’s for the good of the planet, damn it! Senator Bernie Sanders […]
(Justin Sullivan/Getty Images) Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson is in Indianapolis Thursday to get a first-hand look at the historic P.R. Mallory industrial building on the East side of the city, which is set to undergo a three-year renovation to prepare the facility for a new life as Purdue Polytechnic High School. The project is partially […]
 (Screen Capture: YouTube.com/Rollercoastergeek) Working as an EMT is an enormously stressful job. You’re responding to traumatic accidents, you’re dealing with blood, you’re reviving addicts who will more than likely overdose again in a week. It’s tough work and an often thankless job. Oh, and there’s the added benefit of the occasional lawsuit from low-grade […]
(JOHANNES EISELE / Contributor / Getty Images) You know that Joe Biden fella? Former VP? Renowned sniffer of ladies’ hair? Habitual invader of personal space? Political weeble-wobble who frequently is confused about which state he’s in? You know, the old, white fart who the “celebrate diversity” lunatic lefty liberals are supporting for President? Yeah, that’s the guy. Well, […]
(Aleksandar_Gavrilovic/Getty Images) At a time when Americans are apparently more concerned than ever about becoming a victim of a mass shooting, the fine corporate brain trust of Walmart and Kroger have a message for their customers: “Please do everything humanly possible to decrease your chance of survival in the unfortunate event that a crazed lunatic […]
(Photo Credit: The Hammer and Nigel Show) Republican Senator Mike Braun is well aware of Americans’ sense of exasperation with the ongoing dysfunction of Washington politics. His own frustration with the “business as usual” bureaucracy of the Federal government and a sense of duty to his fellow citizens ultimately helped propel him to victory following […]
(Dimitrios Kambouris / Staff/Getty Images) Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro believes thereâs a âplot to remake Americaâ by the radical left, and she’s very concerned about the direction the country is going. Pirro takes on the political tone in America, a disturbing push towards Socialism, and the liberal media’s ongoing campaign of misinformation against the current administration […]
(Win McNamee/Getty Images) Bernie Sanders, the posture-challenged Senator from Vermont with a cohesive and detailed plan to turn America into the great land of Venezuela – that place where families are forced to eat their pets for nourishment – has a spiffy idea to stop global warming in its tracks: TAX MEAT and other animals […]
(Photo: Screen Capture, WISH-TV) Was it Anti-Semitism or “Moron-ism” that took place over the weekend in beautiful downtown Noblesville last weekend? The Noblesville Police Department confirmed Monday that vandals spray-painted obscene language and a swastika on the exterior of a building in the city’s town square over Labor Day weekend. Officers said they contacted the owner of […]
