The great William Shakespeare once wrote that ‘brevity is the soul of wit.’ Simply put: clever people can express intelligent things using very few words. And then there is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez… AOC is a miracle. She can speak for astonishing lengths of time and say absolutely nothing even REMOTELY intelligent. It’s really quite extraordinary! Observe […]
Cable news host and Matthew Broderick doppelganger Rachael Maddow made the thrilling announcement Monday that she is taking a hiatus from her inexplicably popular show on MSNBC for “several weeks.” Maddow will use the time to work on a new podcast for NBCUniversal and a film project with Ben Stiller. Loyal viewers of Maddow’s nightly […]
WWT World Champion MEGA MONDO learned a hard lesson Sunday night: WIBC superstar and “All Indiana Bets” co-host Jason Hammer is in no one’s corner but his own. MEGA MONDO took on WWT Continental Champion Xzandyr Devil in a title vs. title match broadcast live Sunday on the “Wrestle With This” channel. Hammer, making his […]
President Joe Biden took another giant stride forward Monday in fulfilling his pledge to “bring Americans together” by referring to Fox News reporter Peter Doocy as “a stupid son of a bitch.” The President made the inspiring remark following a speech about the nation’s uncontrollable rate of inflation. Biden, blissfully unaware that his mic […]
What constitutes art? And what qualifies one as an artist? Monet, Picasso, and Michelangelo are lauded by art historians for exhibiting their majestic gifts through the creation of visually stunning sculptures and paintings. Bach and Mozart are praised for their ability to craft musical compositions that are nothing less than Godlike in their brilliance. Hunter […]
Little Gavin Newsom is more than the incompetent Governor of California, he’s also a coward! A freshly-gelled Newsom visited the Los Angeles site of a recent train looting for a photo op of him picking up trash, comparing the area to a “third-world country.” Thieves have been boarding cargo-hauling trains and stealing delivery items from […]
We’ve grown increasingly concerned about the possibility that Joe Biden is suffering from substance abuse problems. He slurs his words, he loses his train of thought mid-sentence, and he nearly gave Kamala Harris a promotion on the day he pulled this little stunt: And let’s not forget about his habit of invading the personal space […]
We begin this article with the standard disclaimer for you progressive PC keyboard warriors: The reporter is fine and survived without injuries. That means we can laugh about it now. Also, let’s go, Brandon! On we go… In yet another shining example of the deterioration of competent drivers on the road, we are proud to […]
There are few relationships in life that compare to that of two sisters. Sisters encourage and support each other. They share clothes and share secrets. They laugh and they cry together. Brothers, on the other hand, do stuff like fart in each other’s soup. The kid in the video below was delivering soup to his […]
South Carolina Senator Tim Scott eviscerated Democrats’ outrageous “Jim Crow 2.0” comparison Wednesday during his remarks on the Senate floor. Well done, Senator Scott. By the way, did anyone see the mic? I heard it drop but I think it bounced out the window.
