COLUMBUS, Ind. — A bumbling Columbus burglar was found hiding inside the business he was trying to loot. Columbus Police were called Monday morning to an auto shop on 25th Street after an employee found broken windows and items out of place in the shop’s office. Officers arrived and started checking things out…and then they noticed […]
(denis_pc/Getty Images) Elephants… They’re majestic… They’re beautiful… Also, their flavorful feces makes for one hell of a tasty gin! Yes, there’s new gin on the market, and it’s made with fruity-flavored feces! Indlovu Gin, created by elephant dung connoisseurs Les and Paula Ansley, is lovingly crafted with the finest elephant crap in the world!  Why use Dumbo’s dung […]
(Chance Yeh / Contributor/Getty Images) Performer, entrepreneur, and recent Christian convert Kanye West is set to make an appearance at pastor Joel Osteen’s Lakewood Church in Houston. Osteen has been in regular communication with West in recent months, according to TMZ: “They’ve become friends, especially since Kanye has doubled down in his devotion to God.” West, who is currently considering changing his […]
(Pool/Getty Images) Day 1 of the Democrats’ Impeachment Hearings into President Trump has finally arrived! Did you get your shopping done in time? House “Intelligence” Committee Chairman Adam Schiff is SO EXCITED! He could hardly sleep a wink last night with all those visions of subpoenas and whistleblowers dancing in his head. He even put milk […]
WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. — Purdue president Mitch Daniels wants the “IU Sucks” chant to end. Daniels and Purdue men’s basketball coach Matt Painter have both asked students to stop the chant; students and faculty have made similar requests. In a move to end the chant, Purdue Bands will stop playing the song that prompts it, […]
INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — The manager of an Indianapolis strip club believes a man tried to “blow the building up” after getting kicked out. 33-year-old Nicholas Miller of Greenfield faces charges of attempted arson and criminal recklessness in the case. Both charges are felonies. According to court documents, Miller was removed by staff at Dancers Show […]
 INDIANAPOLIS — A year after voters approved a referendum to raise taxes for operating costs, the Indianapolis Public School Board on Tuesday night approved raises for teachers and service workers. The raises total more than $31 million and would take effect by year’s end. Teacher and union bargaining chair Tina Ahlgren said this will […]
(Kena Betancur / Stringer/Getty Images) Once again, progressive darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has proudly demonstrated her complete ineptitude in a public forum.  Young AOC appeared at a rally for 2020 presidential candidate Bernie Sanders in Council Bluffs, Iowa on Friday, and as usual, she managed to look like a lemming. We now present the full transcript of Miss AOC’s comments: “So […]
 (Justin Sullivan / Staff/Getty Images) San Francisco, where public urination is no longer a crime, just debuted an all-new mural that pays homage to creepy climate activist Greta Thunberg. The artist behind the 60-foot-tall by 30-foot-wide creation that is 100{a19b272382e43567b93d81f78cecbca1de1bd20e733811fd76565cd2f1d1cf89} guaranteed to frighten young children is Argentine muralist Andres Iglesias, aka “Cobre,” who is known for his “hyper-realistic” portraits. Iglesias, […]
MUNCIE, Ind. — Imagine getting pelted with eggs and then having the man who threw them vow to kill you. That was the reality for a Muncie woman on Monday. Police were called to an apartment building on East Jackson Street, where a woman told police that James Caudill slapped her, punched her and threw […]
