President Donald Trump subjected himself to a hard-hitting re-election campaign interview with his son, Donald Jr. Thursday, and little Donny asked his daddy all the crucially-important questions that Americans MUST know before casting their votes in November:
Why are you so orange?” “Can you stall another four years on releasing your tax returns?” “Who is better in the sack: Mom or Melania?” “Will you PLEASE stop tweeting?”
Actually, the only legitimately good question Jr. posed to his father was about the existence of extraterrestrial life.
“Before you leave office, will you let us know if there’s aliens? Because this is the only thing I really want to know. I want to know what’s going on. Would you ever open up Roswell and let us know what’s going on there?” Trump Jr. asked.
“So many people ask me that question,” President Trump replied said. “There are millions and millions of people that want to go there, that want to see it. I won’t talk to you about what I know about it but it’s very interesting. But Roswell is a very interesting place with a lot of people that would like to know what’s going on.”
When Trump Jr. further pressed his father on whether he would declassify details about Roswell, the President said, “I’ll have to think about that one.”
Great Moments in Alien Pop Culture History:
WIBC’s Rob Kendall – filling in for the vacationing Jason Hammer – told Nigel he has his own theory about the existence of alien life: “They’re time travelers.”
Please Note: Rob’s decision to profess his theory of aliens was preceded only hours earlier by an extensive prostate check performed by his long-time pediatrician.