(FOTOKITA/Getty Images) Trigger warning: Steve Bannon, former chief executive of the Trump campaign, is desperately warning Americans that former Secretary of State, failed Presidential candidate, and rumored assassin Hillary Clinton could re-emerge in 2020 for another attempt at the White House. Yes, Cankles Clinton, famed wearer or tarps fashioned to look like house dresses, […]
(Werner Images/Getty Images) How do you poop discretely in the close confines of a hotel room while your special someone is on the other side of the door? Added stressor: It’s your first trip as a couple. This important life issue is courageously tackled in #FirstPooWithBoo, a six-week all-digital campaign from Hotels.com and Poo-Pourri. “This […]
(Screen Capture: Fox 13 News Utah) Who is he? Where does he come from? Is he of our planet or was he sent here from a faraway galaxy to save humanity from second-hand smoke? These are the questions being asked by the citizens of our planet after footage emerged of an unmasked, non-caped crusader […]
(Sergio Dionisio / Stringer / Getty Images) There’s a very ignorant assumption in America that Hollywood celebrities are bad parents and screw up their kids. I’m sick of it and want it to stop! In other news, Megan Fox supports her 6-year-old son wearing dresses to school. Speaking with “The Talk” last Thursday, Megan Fox said that her son […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/MichaelMaul) A Colorado mother absolutely eviscerated soy boy Beto O’Rourke over the weekend, and it was so sweetly satisfying – especially since it happened in front of a crowd of pro-Beto lemmings. First, a little context. Beto O’Rourke intends to confiscate Americans’ guns if he’s elected President via a “mandatory” buy-back program. And little […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/gwebs002) “Stryker, you’re coming in too hot!” Passengers aboard a Delta flight traveling from Atlanta to Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday feared they were headed for disaster as their plane plunged nearly 30,000 feet in less than seven minutes before making an emergency landing in Tampa. Brandon Tomlinson, who was on the flight with his […]
(Win McNamee/Getty Images) Kimberly Watkins, a former employee of Andrew Yang, has accused the Democratic presidential hopeful of firing her from her job because she got married. “Despite my hitting every single revenue mark set for me, despite not a single employment infraction over the six years, Andrew Yang fired me because I got married,” Kimberly Watkins wrote in an article posted to […]
(Win McNamee/Getty Images) Look out, end of summer blockbusters. There’s an all-new artistic visual triumph making the rounds, and it’s destined to become a cinema classic! The re-election campaign for President Donald Trump (praise Jesus) has just released its newest campaign ad, entitled “Joe Biden: You Just Wonder.” This grand achievement in American history […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/DancingWithTheStars) Did you happen to catch former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer on the “Dancing with the Stars” 28th season premiere on Monday night? If you’re having trouble placing him, he was the fella who awkwardly chasséd about the stage to a hit from the Spice Girls while dressed in a frilly bright yellow shirt that evoked Big […]
(Screen Capture: YouTube.com/CNN) How best to summarize former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski’s testimony Tuesday? How to articulate the feelings of tingly pleasure that are evoked by reviewing the hilarious highlights of Lewandowski’s brilliant effort to frustrate, stonewall, and own the Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee? It’s enormously challenging to bestow upon this treasure trove of […]
