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Amid a national surge and a myocardium that doesn’t know when the party is over, a new poll shows Bernie Sanders is fast becoming the top pick among voters in New Hampshire with a desire to plunge us into a global recession.

According to Emerson polling, Sanders is now in first place in New Hampshire with 26{a19b272382e43567b93d81f78cecbca1de1bd20e733811fd76565cd2f1d1cf89} of voters supporting him.

South Bend Mayor and polyglot Pete Buttigieg is second with 22{a19b272382e43567b93d81f78cecbca1de1bd20e733811fd76565cd2f1d1cf89}, and former lifeguard and finger biter Joe Biden is tied with 1/1024th Native American Elizabeth Warren for third with 14{a19b272382e43567b93d81f78cecbca1de1bd20e733811fd76565cd2f1d1cf89} each.

Spencer Kimball, director of Emerson Polling said, “the Democratic voters have taken a look at Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren and they appear unsatisfied at this time, which brought some voters back to Bernie Sanders while others are now moving to a fresh face in Pete Buttigieg, this demonstrates the fluidity of the race.”

Translation: “Democrats have once again succeeded in putting up such a disastrous gaggle of candidates that liberal voters can’t figure out which one represents the ‘least terrible’ option.”

Sanders and Buttigieg are also gaining traction in Iowa. The Chicks on the Right and Producer Rob discussed those numbers in today’s edition of Speed Round.