Nothing says “I’m ready for the responsibilities of fatherhood” like performing an exciting stunt that ends in celebrated tragedy.
A couple that it would be a swell idea to incorporate the milkcrate challenge into the “big moment” of their gender reveal party.
The good news is that the couple is “having a f***ing boy!” The bad news is that the child’s father might be crippled for life.
Note the lack of urgency by ANYONE present in checking the vital signs of the father-to-be. Even the woman who is bearing his child seems unburdened by worries about her baby daddy’s current status.
Hammer and Nigel will have more details on this crucial in American history on today’s show.