(Faith Moran/Getty Images) Elton John is quite the talented yet extraordinarily fussy musical genius when he gets his wig in a twisty. I repeat: the old chapĀ is a GENIUS, but he can also be quite the outspoken “cheeky little bastard” (that’s British for… something). That is, for all his genius, Elton John has been known […]
(Saul Loeb/Getty Images) Have you ever heard the saying, “What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas?” Well get this: It turns out that when someone says “What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas,” what they mean is that you can have sex with a prostitute while you’re there, and as long as you pay the […]
(Ron Jenkins/Getty Images) Conservatives in the Hoosier state (especially sexually-frustrated men who are suffering from an overproduction of testosterone) rejoice! The one and only Ivanka Trump is coming to the city of Indianapolis this Wednesday. The First Daughter and U.S. Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross serve as co-chairs of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board, […]
(Hannes MagerstaedtĀ /Ā Stringer/Getty Images) It’s a very special Thanksgiving Speedround with Jason Hammer and Rob Kendall. Featuring a special appearance by a “late to the party” Nigel. Yes, he showed up halfway through the segment, but at least he came to work today.Ā Ā What happens when a couple of sexually-frustrated, middle-aged men who only shower on […]
(Sirius/Getty Images) Dr. Phil McGraw is much more than an unlicensed psychologistĀ who masquerades as aĀ licensed psychologist on television; he’s a thinker! He’s a thinker with thoughts and opinions all his own!Ā For example, Dr. Phil McGraw, unlicensed psychologist and Oprah VIP, has deeply thoughtful thoughts and opinions on smoking doobies: it’s not a good thing […]
Photo Credit: John van Hasselt-Corbis/Getty Images Daisy arrived at work realizing she had left her wallet at home and was almost out of gas. As a result, she had to negotiate a deal to get Rob to loan her five bucks.
(Doug VannĀ /Ā Contributor/Getty Images) Time for another round of “True Fact or Full Pant Load?” Today’s episode features the immensely talented and very much deceased Whitney Houston and her ex gal pal, Robyn Crawford! First, a little background for your benefit:Ā Vicious, filthy, unsubstantiated rumors have been swirling around for years that for a brief time […]
Ā (Archive PhotosĀ /Ā Stringer / Getty Images) Legendary actor and native Hoosier James Dean is set to return to the big screen – 64 years after his tragic death in an auto accident at the age of 24. The “Rebel Without a Cause” actor has been cast in a new film about the Vietnam War. The […]
Ā (Jenelle/Getty Images) Hungry? Care for a giant helping of “Ew! Gross!” by chance? Christie Brinkleyās ex-husbandĀ Peter CookĀ is engaged to marry a 21-year-old babe by the name of Alba Jancou. We now pause 10 seconds for a proper dry heave.Ā Page Six reports that theĀ 60-year-old Cook popped the question to the college co-ed last month […]
(James DevaneyĀ /Ā Contributor/Getty Images) If there were any lingering doubts about the sincerity of Kanye West’s conversion Christianity, the singer, entrepreneur, and fashion designer laid them to rest with the release of Jesus is King,Ā the latest album from one-time outspoken Trump supporter. Jesus is KingĀ followed months of news stories about Westās very public conversion to what […]
