It’s the 21st Century, America – an age of passion… an age of confusion. It’s also an age when there are roughly 193 different genders available for personal adoption at will. Stop by your local gender-neutral clothing section at Target and try one today! H&N Pro Tip: Don’t do your gender-shopping at the Beech Grove […]
Having lunch after my midday radio show, I noticed something moving in the trees in my backyard. We have lots of hawks and other birds flying around often, but this was different. It was flapping, but not moving. I checked it out, and found that it was a hawk that had gotten tied up in […]
A woman in Alabama drove her moderately-priced compact sedan straight through the doors of a Home Depot to do a little high-speed shoplifting. Video shows the woman, who prefers the ease of Home Depot’s options for looting over Lowes, just after she smashed her 2000 Pontiac Sunfire into the store in Trussville, northeast of Birmingham. […]
Storytime with Hammer and Nigel! Once upon a time, a woman (who was clearly born and raised in the city) decided to pay a visit to the great state of South Dakota recently and take in the sights! Granted, there aren’t too many sights in South Dakota to bring in the tourists, but our beloved […]
There’s a real-life “Sesame Street” theme park near Philadelphia called Sesame Place. It’s a park of childhood wonder, memory-making, and overpriced souvenirs – worthless nicknacks that your kid will lose in the parking lot, prompting him to begin crying hysterically as your overwrought wife screams in your face, kicks a dent in your 10-year-old Caravan […]
Now more than ever, America desperately needs the kind of wholesome entertainment that can be enjoyed as a family unit. That’s why Hammer and Nigel regularly dedicate portions of their morally-nutritious afternoon broadcast to the little ones. This dedication to quality family programming and love for the community was the inspiration for Hammer and Nigel’s “Fun […]
Friends, countrymen, gaming enthusiasts across this diverse and wondrous planet: don’t set your crotch on fire. It is unwise. It is unsafe. And it leaves a most pungent and unpleasing odor in its wake that is not easily masked no matter how many pine-scented automotive air fresheners you discretely slip into your Jockeys. This important […]
A Houston “entrepreneur” and aspiring criminal will face a number of felony charges after he allegedly used PPP loans to buy a Lamborgini and several lap dances at a low-rent strip club. Lee Price III, 29, was taken into federal custody Tuesday and appeared before a judge, accused of fraudulently obtaining $1.6 million dollars in […]
Good Friday afternoon, fine, fearless, and enthusiastic fans of the Chicks on the Right radio program! Brian Baker here! I am the rarely heard from yet annoying present “silent” crew member of the Chicks on the Right daily show. My job is to write witty, biting, snarky, and deeply offensive (to liberals) commentary for the […]
Jessica Sewell, a 29-year-old mother has had one heck of a week. First, her ex-boyfriend gave out her phone number and told people to prank call her with their best ‘Chewbacca roar. Then, a local television did a story about it, and when the segment about the prank aired on TVNZ, reporter Wilson Longhurst made […]
