The Hammer and Nigel Show
(Jupiterimages/Getty Images) Indiana’s own Playlist Barbershop Quartet dropped by the Hammer and Nigel show Monday afternoon to offer up their unique rendition of the latest Trump Tweets! Click the link below to enjoy, and wish them luck as Playlist competes in the international championship this July!
(ClaudioVentrella/Getty Images) Attention all persons with an IQ above that of a garden slug: DO NOT CALL 911 for non-emergencies. 911 is for life-threatening emergencies only. For example: It is perfectly appropriate to dial the friendly people of 911 if you find yourself being repeatedly stabbed in the face by an ex-lover. It is NOT […]
(Pitiphothivichit/Getty Images) The sheer idiocy of Jussie Smollett’s attorney in her desperate attempts to ‘exonerate’ her client validate every single ‘scum bag lawyer’ joke you’ve ever been told. Q: What’s the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?A: One’s a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life. Q: How can you tell […]
(Photo: Fox News/Fox Nation) Conservative firebrand Tomi Lahren from Fox News and Fox Nation is repulsed by this week’s outrageous outcome of the Jussie Smollett case. “The whole thing is very troubling,” Lahren said during an appearance on WIBC’s Hammer and Nigel Show. Smollett was indicted on 16 counts of disorderly conduct after he was accused of staging a […]
(Edward Berthelot/Getty Images) Back by popular demand, Disney legend and mega-babe “Snow White” returned to the Hammer and Nigel Show Tuesday to offer up her rendition of President Trump’s latest Twitter rant. Even the angriest insults from @realdonaldtrump take on a sugary sweetness when read by the Seven Dwarfs’ favorite hottie. Click below to check it out:
(DGLimages/Getty Images) Please carefully consider the following questions with presently, friend: 1. Are you a man? 2. Do you like to cuddle? 3. Are you a man who likes to cuddle with other men? Well then, the Men’s Therapeutic Cuddle Group in Philadelphia is the social club for you, fellow hug lover! Behold a brief […]
(Nuccio DiNuzzo / Stringer / Getty Images) The Cook County State’s Attorney’s Office on Tuesday dismissed the indictment against “Empire” actor and prolific liar Jussie Smollett, prompting all persons of logic with the most minute semblance of common sense to collectively ask the following: “Why the flying f***?!?” Prosecutors dismissed Smollett’s case in exchange for his completion of […]
(Matt Haywire/Getty Images) Rapper Tone Loc, famous for the artistic masterpieces “Funky Cold Medina” and “Wild Thing,” was detained at a Texas airport over the weekend after an altercation with a couple whose son was wearing a Confederate-flag hat. According to Page Six, Mr. Loc, whose real name is Anthony Terrell Smith, was temporarily handcuffed by police at […]
(John Lamparski/Getty Images) “Empire” actor Jussie Smollett’s legal troubles are apparently over. In the most blatant example of ‘celebrity justice’ since Hillary Clinton dodged an indictment in 2016, Chicago prosecutors on Tuesday dropped all charges against Smollett, who was alleged to have staged an attack and falsely claimed he was the victim of a vicious hate crime. Chicago […]
(Image Pixels/Getty Images) Levi’s CEO Chip Bergh is urging customers not to wash their jeans, and definitely don’t put them in the freezer to kill bacteria and germs. “That’s an old wives’ tale,” Bergh said on CNN’s Business Markets Now show. “It does not work.” Bergh has long been an advocate of allowing gunk, stench, and generally foul […]