50 Funny Political “Would You Rather” Questions

50 Funny Political “Would You Rather” Questions

Politics can often feel like a serious, high-stakes game, but who says we can’t inject a little humor into the mix?

Whether you’re hosting a debate-themed party, breaking the ice at a political event, or just looking for a good laugh, these funny “Would You Rather” questions are sure to spark some lively (and ridiculous) conversations.

From debating in clown shoes to campaigning with a pet parrot, these scenarios will have you questioning your priorities and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

So, grab your campaign buttons and sense of humor—here are 50 Funny Political “Would You Rather” Questions to get the laughs rolling!

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1. Would you rather debate a toddler or a seasoned politician on live TV?
2. Would you rather have a campaign slogan written by a 5th grader or a conspiracy theorist?
3. Would you rather wear a powdered wig or a top hat to every political event?
4. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with a lobbyist or a journalist?
5. Would you rather have to filibuster for 24 hours straight or sit through a 24-hour filibuster?
6. Would you rather have a political scandal about eating too much pizza or never eating pizza at all?
7. Would you rather have your campaign ads narrated by Morgan Freeman or Samuel L. Jackson?
8. Would you rather have to kiss babies or shake hands with sweaty voters all day?
9. Would you rather have a debate moderated by your mom or your ex?
10. Would you rather have a political rally in a haunted house or a clown school?
11. Would you rather have to wear a flag-themed suit or a suit made of campaign buttons?
12. Would you rather have your speeches written by Shakespeare or Dr. Seuss?
13. Would you rather have to answer every question with a pun or a rhyme?
14. Would you rather have a political debate on TikTok or in a karaoke bar?
15. Would you rather have to campaign door-to-door in a blizzard or a heatwave?
16. Would you rather have a campaign mascot that’s a giant chicken or a giant banana?
17. Would you rather have to run for office with your best friend or your worst enemy as your running mate?
18. Would you rather have to eat only campaign trail hot dogs or fairground funnel cakes for a year?
19. Would you rather have to give a speech while wearing roller skates or while riding a unicycle?
20. Would you rather have to campaign using only memes or only interpretive dance?
21. Would you rather have to debate while wearing a lie detector or while hooked up to a karaoke machine?
22. Would you rather have to campaign with a parrot on your shoulder or a cat in your arms?
23. Would you rather have to answer every question with a magic 8-ball or a coin flip?
24. Would you rather have to campaign in a chicken costume or a superhero costume?
25. Would you rather have to sing your campaign speeches or rap them?
26. Would you rather have to debate while eating spicy wings or while wearing a blindfold?
27. Would you rather have to campaign with a megaphone or a kazoo?
28. Would you rather have to debate while sitting on a yoga ball or standing on a pogo stick?
29. Would you rather have to campaign with a marching band following you or a mime?
30. Would you rather have to debate while wearing clown shoes or a cowboy hat?
31. Would you rather have to campaign using only emojis or only GIFs?
32. Would you rather have to debate while holding a baby or a puppy?
33. Would you rather have to campaign with a karaoke machine or a bubble machine?
34. Would you rather have to debate while eating spaghetti or while juggling oranges?
35. Would you rather have to campaign with a puppet or a ventriloquist dummy?
36. Would you rather have to debate while wearing a snorkel or a tutu?
37. Would you rather have to campaign with a marching band or a mariachi band?
38. Would you rather have to debate while wearing a cape or a tiara?
39. Would you rather have to campaign with a pet goat or a pet pig?
40. Would you rather have to debate while eating a giant lollipop or a cotton candy?
41. Would you rather have to campaign with a kazoo or a tambourine?
42. Would you rather have to debate while wearing a sombrero or a Viking helmet?
43. Would you rather have to campaign with a pet parrot or a pet snake?
44. Would you rather have to debate while eating a hot dog or a slice of pizza?
45. Would you rather have to campaign with a pet turtle or a pet rabbit?
46. Would you rather have to debate while wearing a Hawaiian shirt or a Christmas sweater?
47. Would you rather have to campaign with a pet hamster or a pet guinea pig?
48. Would you rather have to debate while eating a donut or a cupcake?
49. Would you rather have to campaign with a pet goldfish or a pet frog?
50. Would you rather have to debate while wearing a pirate hat or a wizard hat?