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Conservatives in the Hoosier state (especially sexually-frustrated men who are suffering from an overproduction of testosterone) rejoice! The one and only Ivanka Trump is coming to the city of Indianapolis this Wednesday.
The First Daughter and U.S. Secretary of Commerce Wilbur Ross serve as co-chairs of the American Workforce Policy Advisory Board, which will hold its quarterly meeting Thursday on the campus of the Indiana Women’s Prison in Indianapolis, the White House said.
On Wednesday evening, Ivanka Trump will tour the Indianapolis Motor Speedway with Gov. Eric Holcomb and other members of the board.
The Chicks on the Right love Ivanka Trump, which is why they’re doing everything in their power to prevent Producer Rob Kendall from violating a non-legally-binding restraining order that was placed upon him from proponents of decency and good judgment in the Hoosier state. If anyone observes Rob Kendall within 1,000 feet of Ivanka Trump, be a lamb and give a call to the COTR hotline. We’ll immediately have his mom pick him up and drive him home.
Thank you and God bless. Now enjoy SpeedRound:
