In this era of hyper-wokism, rampant inflation, and political corruption, America desperately needs a hero to restore hope and patriotic values in our weary country.
On Wednesday, July 20, 2022, at approximately 3:15 pm ET on the #1 rated Hammer and Nigel Show, that hero emerged from the darkness and presented himself to a grateful nation.
His Name: Jackson.
His Signature Superhero Look: a perfectly-styled patriotic mullet – complete with the design of “Old Glory” shaved into the side of his head.
His God-Given Mission: To bring honor to our nation by securing the top prize at this year’s National Mullet Championship.
Check out that pelt of American pride!
Still, every hero needs the occasional assist from the community he so selflessly serves. That’s why we must pull together at this critical time in our nation’s history to help Jackson secure his title.
How You Can Help: CLICK HERE to vote for Jackson on the USA Mullet Championships Facebook page.
You must do YOUR part for the sake of our nation. If we fail in our mission, the terrorists will surely win.
After voting for Jackson, click the link below to hear Hammer and Nigel’s full interview with this courageous young man.
https://omny.fm/shows/hammer-and-nigel-show/jackson-talks-usa-mullet-championships
