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The air was filled with a palpable sense of excitement Saturday as a crowd of reporters and political superfans anxiously awaited his arrival…

The birds chirped. A child cooed. The warmth of the Delaware sun shined down upon them like a loving embrace from the heavens above.

And then it happened…

From far off in the distance came the unmistakable roar of a two-wheeled bicycle piloted by a world-class athlete.

The gathering of excited observers and inquisitive members of an unbiased media began whispering amongst themselves with euphoric anticipation. The man of the hour would soon make his entrance.

His closest confidants know him as “Joe.” His beloved son, a respected talent in the blow art community, calls him “the big guy.” We know him as “Mr. President.”

He’s ushered in the highest rate of inflation in 40 years.

U.S. President Joe Biden admires a sign displaying the enormous rise in gas prices. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)

The southern border under his watch is more porous than a gourmet Swiss cheese.

Most praiseworthy of all: expelling noxious fumes from the rectum in front of foreign dignitaries is fashionable once again.

Yes, Joe Biden has accomplished much during his brief reign of terror in the White House. But a look deeper, friend, and you will see that there is far more to this great President than mere policy achievements. This beloved treasure of our nation is above all else, a world-class athlete.

Not since the administration of a wheelchair-bound Roosevelt has our nation enjoyed such awe-inspiring athleticism from an American president.

This Saturday in Delaware, a gathering of mere mortals were blessed to observe Mr. Biden’s physical prowess first-hand with their very own eyes.

Take special note of how those lucky souls in attendance immediately backed away from a pavement-bound Biden, allowing his body to make full and unencumbered contact with the asphalt-covered land below. This is a man who is clearly most beloved by the people of his nation.

God bless America. God bless our troops. God help us all.

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