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The pandemic is over until the next election cycle and American workers are reluctantly returning to the office. As a result, ‘workplace safety’ is top of mind for all employees and employers.

“How many vaccines do I need?”

“Are three masks enough?

“Should I ensure my firearm is unloaded before pointing it at a beloved co-worker and pulling the trigger at close range?”

Yes, creating a safe work environment requires everyone’s cooperation. And no one knows more about workplace safety than actor, angry liberal, and guy who killed someone, Alec Baldwin.

Inquisitive journalists recently caught up with Baldwin to get his professional analysis of a now-viral video of former NFL player Brendan Langley brutally punching a United Airlines worker at a ticketing counter.

“The guy working at the airport is the victim,” said an extraordinarily insightful Baldwin. “He came to work to do a job,” Baldwin helpfully noted.

The utterly immune to irony Baldwin continued: “The other guy, with his big mouth, is guilty of workplace abuse, where people come to work with an expectation of safety, even civility. This a – – hole who hit this guy should be put on a no-fly list.”

Langley was ultimately arrested for assault. The unnamed airline employee was hospitalized and terminated from his job. Sources say he survived his injuries, unlike Halyna Hutchins.

Speaking of killing the innocent, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is weighing in on abortion rights with another ridiculous and incoherent rant on social media. Kendall & Casey have highlights in the clip below.