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A 61-year-old woman – possibly drunk – crashed a 4th of July parade with her trusty tractor Sunday, then fled the scene at a blistering 18mph in an attempt to evade authorities.

Based upon the following mugshot of the suspect, we can conclusively determine that her escape attempt did not go according to plan.

Yep. Definitely a drinker.

Enjoy the following action-packed video of her day in the media spotlight.

Hammer and Nigel have more tales of your fellow citizens’ 4th of July mishaps in the clip below, featuring the heartwarming tale of Ocean City, Maryland’s premature fireworks display on Sunday morning. According to reports, something went wrong while workers were setting up the explosives for the big night. More specifically, all fireworks that were present at the scene exploded simultaneously.