Woo-hoo! Dead terrorist!
Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al Zawahiri, Osama bin Laden’s successor, was blissfully blown apart over the weekend via a complimentary CIA drone strike in Afghanistan.
Observe:
*Please note that the above video is of a juicy watermelon rather than actual footage of Zawahiri getting blown to smithereens. However, it probably looked EXACTLY like that. And here’s why:
First of all, more than half of the human body is made up of water (see chart below).
Further, say medical experts, human blood traditionally has a deep, rich reddish color.
https://c.tenor.com/eft0Q8IdMu8AAAAC/blood-shining.gif
And finally, a typical drone strike looks something like this:
Voila! Terrorist confetti!
President Biden is expected to take credit for the whole thing in hopes that it will boost his abysmal approval numbers.
Kendall and Casey have more in the clip below.
https://omny.fm/shows/kendall-and-casey/osama-bin-laden-s-successor-is-tremendously-dead
