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Desperate times call for desperate measures! And Joe Biden is the President of the United States, so things are pretty desperate.

Actually, things are hopeless.

Actually, more than half the country is seriously considering suicide as a viable alternative to enduring the next three years under Biden.

*Please Note: Suicide is not funny. If you are someone you know is considering suicide, call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 800-273-8255. And if the person considering suicide is Joe Biden, you should still call – even if you misdial the number a couple of times first. But don’t kill yourself. 2024 will be here before you know it and this living hell will be over.

*Please Note: There’s always the possibility that Biden could be re-elected in 2024. If that unfortunate outcome to the 2024 election should occur, we’ll revisit the paragraph above at that time.

Wait… What was the point of this blog post?

Oh yes, times are desperate under Joe Biden and the president is so disliked by the entire human species that he’s calling in Barack Obama to “save the day.”

The News: Former President Barack Obama will return to the White House on Tuesday for the first time since he left office to promote the Affordable Care Act.

The Stated Purpose: Obama will join Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris for the purpose of “Celebrating the success of the Affordable Care Act and Medicaid.”

The Real Purpose: Someone has to deliver a coherent speech – a task neither Biden nor Harris is capable of completing.

The Reality: Healthcare premiums skyrocketed as a direct result of the “Affordable Care Act.” Also, people lost their plan and their doctor.

The Conclusion: Obama’s appearance is a sledgehammer to the skull of a reminder that Democrats ruined your healthcare insurance.

Fun Fact: Obama’s appearance comes days after Biden expressed his pride that his wife, Jill, used to be the Vice President.

Reminder: Yes, Joe Biden is the president, but you still shouldn’t kill yourself.  Even if you voted for him, don’t do it.

Hmm… Of course, a lot of people who voted for him were probably dead at the time they cast their ballot, but that’s irrelevant to the main point of this message, which is ‘don’t kill yourself.’ Listen to the following clip from Hammer and his wife, Chrystal Hammer, instead.