Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg knows that Americans are struggling to keep up with the astronomical rise in gas prices. And Pete cares because he’s a very sensitive, loving, and compassionate young man.
That’s why Pete Buttigieg – “the future of the Democrat party” – is offering helpful advice to broke and destitute commuters: ‘Take the bus, loser!’ (paraphrased)
Yes, and while you’re enjoying that delightful ride on the bus, why not sing a selection of favorites to lift the mood of your fellow downtrodden commuters?
Here’s one of our favorites, and we hope it’s one of yours as well…
‘Round and ’round, ’round and ’round
The wheels on the bus go ’round and ’round
All day long…
Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep
The horn on the bus goes beep-beep-beep
All day long…
Swish-swish-swish, swish-swish-swish
The wipers on the bus go swish-swish-swish
All day long…
Wah-wah-wah, wah, wah, wah”
The babies on the bus cry, “Wah, wah, wah”
All day long…
Shush, shush, shush, shush, shush, shush”
The mommies on the bus say, “Shush, shush, shush”
All day long…
Feel better? Isn’t it magical how a song in your heart can make you forget all about $4.45 per gallon gas, a blatant moron as your President, and an economy that’s on the brink of a devastating recession?
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