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Nine can be a confusing time. So much yet to learn. Spaghetti Os with or without meatballs? Pepperoni or Sausage? Nike or Adidas? What usually doesn’t cause a lot of discussion for someone less than 10, is whether or not they are gay. That is because the average person recognizes most people that age struggle with the meaningless choices above, let alone permanently defining their sexuality.

2020 says, “Hold my beer!” Better put, 2020 presidential politics says, “Hold my beer!”

The other day in Denver, a nine year old took the stage at a campaign event with Pete Buttigieg (did you know he was gay) to ask advice on coming out. Because, yeah, that’s a thing. Screw questions on key issues like healthcare, the economy, or foreign policy. You know, things that impact everyone!

Instead, we’re going to get to the bottom of how a nine year old, who may or may not even be able to remember his address and phone number, should come out. Welcome to 2020. The Chicks on the Right discuss this sad event.

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