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Judge Brett Kavanaugh’s 1982 calendar is being used as evidence against sexual assault allegations, and the details of the Supreme Court nominee’s life as an adolescent in the decade of big hair, yuppies and Reagan are absolutely adorable and hilariously detailed.

“FOOTBALL CAMP STARTS,” was marked across one day in August 1982. “Go to Rocky III” reads an entry June 13, 1982. Later that same week, he went to see “Grease II.” A young Kavanaugh even made note of getting grounded by his parents.

WIBC hosts the Chicks on the Right:

Daisy:

“This guy was a total dork.”

Mock:

“Yeah, he’s precious.”

Daisy:

“He was a dorky, precious little guy.”

Mock:

“Ooh! And then on May 19th, it says ‘Nikki comes over???’ So, pretty sure he sexually assaulted her.”

Daisy:

“Yeah, it’s likely. Somebody needs to find Nikki.”

Mock:

“He had prom. He documented everything; it’s absolutely darling … Now of course, people are making a big deal out of things that were written in his yearbook, and the Senate says he will answer all those questions, and people just need to calm down.”

Daisy:

“Gee, but maybe it would be helpful to actually hear from the first accuser.”

Mock:

“Yeah, wouldn’t that be something?”

Daisy:

“And I’m certainly a little annoyed that he had to go on Fox before hearing from Blasey Ford.”

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