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President Donald Trump is both an evil, mind-controlling genius AND a bumbling buffoon, according to California Rep. Auntie Maxine Waters.

Mad Max has an epic meltdown following Friday’s release of the Mueller report, which found no evidence that President Donald Trump’s campaign or anyone associated with it colluded with Russia to influence the 2016 election.

The news immediately prompted Rep. Batcrap to turn six shades of pissed before declaring that President Trump and his supporters must be pulling some kind of devil’s magic to convince the world that he’s not some sort of undercover KGB agent, or whatever.

“I wanna tell you that this President has a way of trying to get into people’s heads and indoctrinate them,” Rep. Batcrap said. “He’s been saying ‘no collusion, no collusion, no collusion’ over and over again for a long time now, and he’s gonna try and conclude that this report is proving that there’s no collusion. And you have a lot of his sycophants who will, you know, take the nod from him, and they’ll say the same thing.”

For those who do not fluently speak the language of batcrap, Auntie Maxine is saying that the President of the United States and his supporters are modern-day Houdinis. 

“we cannot allow them to get away with this,” Batcrap Waters continued. “[Trump] does this all the time. This is not the end of anything.”

Mad Max made her comments during an appearance with MSNBC’s Joy Reid. Click the video below to see the horror for yourself in full living color!

Well done, good and faithful servant! Now click the link below to hear the Chicks on the Right discuss Rep. Batcrap’s latest bizarre and barely decipherable ramblings.