Video Demonstrates Why One Should Never Bathe An Angry Rottweiler

For most people, bathing is a rather pleasurable experience to enjoy. In fact, the most ardent bathing enthusiasts among us may choose to wet, lather, and rinse their birthday suit almost daily.

In 2017, it was discovered by the nation’s leading scientists at the New York Post that many of our country’s greatest heroes – past and present – prefer the warm, bubbleicious sensations of a quality bath to a harsh aqua beating from a showerhead by a wide margin.

Prolific actress Emma Watson revealed that she takes a bath every single day. “If I can have two or three – amazing!” the highly-revered thespian said of the practice.

Designer Tom Ford takes three to five “power baths” a day, starting at six in the morning, where he sips a very chilled ice coffee through a straw. The self-indulgent ritual adds an air of sophisticated jackassery to his image that few celebrity legends have achieved.

Teri Hatcher takes a bath with a glass of red wine poured into it every day, using the sediment from the vino as an exfoliant. It’s the secret to her glowing skin!